when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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