They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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