I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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