I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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