True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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