did you get engaged???
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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