What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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