so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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