and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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