my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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