today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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