During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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