I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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