Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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