i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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