Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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