I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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