I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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