I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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