I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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