I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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