So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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