Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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