Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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