The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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