That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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