I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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