ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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