At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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