hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
