i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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