Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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