i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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