I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize