so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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