Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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