stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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