Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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