carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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