just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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