I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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