Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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