yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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