Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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