You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and she was petting her beer can
How's work?
Spinning.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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