Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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