people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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