My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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