i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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