The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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