Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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