did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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