office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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