why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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